Scott Heffernan-Vickers
Doc. Locke
ENGL 4009
September 11th 2014

His Idea was simple. A professor had told him that one cannot trust Wiki as a source, and that furthermore one day he intended to hoax them all, his students that is, by posting his own definition for a fictional historic event, Horizon. Then assign a 4000 word essay to said class.
Assignments were handed out, class carried on. Pale Fire. Lot 49. White Noise.
The student couldn’t get the notion of Borges’ Tulak/Ukbar, and of self-referencing realities…so began to title an essay which would become the antithesis of what you now see before you on a screen, or page…

On November 16th, 2013, Scott Heffernan posted to Wiki, Youtube, Vimeo, Facebook and Twitter, his new project;


Aka “the thing”, that “f-8” (aka “fate de la g8-keepah” aka fatusamore) put up on wiki aka the thing wiki initially put down aka old yeller aka the movie based on the fact that it was then made virally legitimate and put it back on Wiki with full self referencing citations of selfness aka, ‘Yeah, that dude’, aka that did aka that thing aka this;


Aka, “The Wikipedia Documentary” aka nothing to do with Wikileaks aka the truth aka Assange aka god

also known as,

“Mitläufer and Faith No More: Character Proxemics in Modern Phraseology”,
aka “How I Learned 2 Shelf Superficiality and Give up KubricK Before Midnight”
aka Gremlins

aka the Thing, Doc Locket mentioned? about the unreliability of sourcing Wiki aka W.A.S.T.E being H.A.ZA.RR.D 2US aka eh?


Aka; “The Sound” – aka, “The Movement of the Liberating of Tristero from the Clenched, Clutch-like Fist of American Sphincters”, (formerly The Old Sound)

Aka eh? hows that? Aka whodidwhatinthepostmodernwhonow? Aka #hasttagreferencesystem aka #symbol aka twitter aka stupid aka not me
Aka “how I started my morning” aka “I take my Hemingway w/napalm” aka absinthe aka with champagne aka “Hemingway napalm” aka sunshine
aka creationistic place- or,

“Full Working Title is Still Hazy”, aka, “But This is what Remains of the Original Recording” aka “has never before been heard” aka “so totally worth your 50 bucks” aka “pirated within that week though” aka, “…so, not.” Aka, REPRINTED THEREAFTER HEREIN ;

“in relation to both Einstein’s theory and to the law of averages, I, Scott Heffernan Vickers wrote an entire wiki entry for his groundbreaking essay “Self-Referenciality for beginners” or “aka the precursor” aka
“My Life in Five Thousand words or so, by Scott Heffernan”

[“I wish to stress that cold hard core of loneliness which is not good for a displaced soul.” – p.95*]
aka “scott vikers-hefferMan” aka herrman-vickers aka scott the heff mcheff’ “the guy who smoked so much he almost kvetched then wretched” vickerson aka
I can’t believe I almost entitled an entire biography with an entire list of aka’s and totally fucked with the literary and I aka Mostly Locke aka Still! Got an A on my paper! aka yet managed also to still bleed aka breath! aka a typo don’t freeze! aka get over it, it happens! Aka moving on! aka a cliché! aka a hang-up! aka a clique! aka oblique! aka over! aka trickle down!
aka Reganomics aka green death aka not weed aka the bad kind aka “Somehow manages to even come to an understanding of self in such a simple structure” aka – vick-hefferson and his merry pranksters
aka that time I fondled my 12 year old babysitter and she giggled, aka mcvickerson aka Scotty too hotties for Scotties widdle softies aka Wait didn’t that guy die last year aka oh that guy yeah I heard of him aka he was such a loon back in school yeah gudenta aka gudentah aka that guy aka no not that guy aka which one then aka that guy (see That Guy Theory) aka its always the other guy …unless it’s the bad-kind
aka “moviemaking for dime store raised hoodlums” aka me aka with “Stand by Me” aka Steven King aka Ben e King aka a great combo aka Steak Frite aka stake fright aka stage fright aka who? Aka,

“Literary Celebrities…” (169)
aka “except here, where [aka] had had to walk uncohersed into the prescence of madness” (69)
aka, “the skill, you know the one where his every though became a fish that could eat and breath unto itself? Aka the lover of all things “krisskross” – even wearing his own clothes backwards like the ghetto kids surely did… aka, “his digs” aka -(whatever his moms bought em cause he was like what, 13 himself?) Aka weak ass nigga aka inserted further ghetto intonations and some type of john singleton droopy end with Sandra bullock and some asian kid aka the blind side aka,
of the micks aka irish aka potato head aka toys not people aka happy meal aka oh I heard about him! He’s the one who fucked what’s it’s face? Aka No. aka just kidding. Aka why do you all keep looking at me aka im just kidding I have no idea who you mean. Aka got ya yet?
Aka not the fucking brand new song or The Band mom aka Brand New the Band, mom aka so uncool. Aka Fuckin eXistenz bitches aka Beadrillard aka the Matrixes dominatrix and first true hater aka truth (see – TRUTH) aka the seen thing aka the only thing important aka the thing inside the fucking briefcase. aka no not something stupid like I don’t know his soul? Aka lack of a soul aka tarantino aka hilarious aka fuck demi moor aka i know right? Aka death to text talkers aka my stand aka here,aka! Ka! Ka!

AKA the guy who lost his wallet aka not once, but 87 fucking times one year aka “the bad year” aka “the year to end all comparative years of comparitability in the first place so there” aka me making goonee goo goo noises like Eddie Murphyaka of course, raw mother fuckers! Aka “I don’t be tickling or nothing!” aka the king of all urine references from herein aka,

Give me my masters. I’m ready for more.
aka Chuck Norris aka Bruce Lee aka except afraid of gay boy scouts aka gay scouts aka so much less cool than Bruce Lee aka Chuck aka Norris aka the joke aka



AKA MOM aka I mean “also” aka the documentary that finally conveyed that moment of being on liquid acid and strapped to a hospital gurney

AKA I STILL HAVE ANOTHER HOWMANYWORDS? AKA 488 MINUS FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY AKA OH WAIT NO MINUS FOUR TO FIVE HUNDRED AKA “OR SO”AKA “CREAM OF SOME”AKA “YOUNG GUY” AKA “THE MAN OF A THOUSAND AKA’S” AKA dude wit a lotta guns right? Aka technically it was more like 18000 aka and ‘change’ aka -we lack it, they die. aka -our kids.
Aka, figurative philosophy for preteens aka pre-pubes aka pre tubes aka pre aka wait are we still talking about ak’s aka no. aka. Just kidding. Aka yes.

Aka six hundred and forty no, fifty no no fifty three aka 656 (see note) aka (note) aka “a kia? like for Chrissakes” aka yes mom, but a lot faster. Aka my moms a super lady who never read much aka but she would kick my ass if I didn’t mention her twice at least aka the twice hence already ref’d aka Mother aka Cathy Vickers Just aka Cathy Vik-Heffer-mam – aka c.k.v aka Chekov aka gesuunthite aka “betcha heard of me so far but cant quite place me because I am the person Ahbed was before he attained sentience, when back in time, and remade the world the exact way while you slept and become a person himself just a shade off my whiteness aka the heff aka whitey aka hashtag joke inserted, poste haste aka rectus circus penis aka its all for you Damien aka not the kid I knew named Damien aka DayMan aka liz’ weird kid? Aka yeah. Aka jokes. Aka nah, you had it the first time right aka or did you? Aka that guy who was like the guy from that Banksy doc? Aka you know the iconoclast? Aka no just kidding, just Vickers aka but that WOULD BE funny I must say aka a clause aka a preceding sentence aka self referenciality for dummies aka my earlier self aka what locket was saying right, about how – aka yes, but not at all aka just like lockets aka only mine aka so better. Aka “Brecht on Heff: a study in early Mitläufer zymology”
aka “Mit Romneys aborted foetus which he slept” with aka “O-O-O-O-oh! Wait! That was Santorum!” aka o-o-o-oh, right! Who gives a fuck, mc fuckerson aka and fuckery 1001 for beginners who decided to take acid instead of doing the boring thing and just reading about “it”
aka “”that feeling”aka you know the one aka im just having a time with ya aka fucker? Aka shit, is that fuckers name STILL FLOATING AROUND ON WIKI aka hehe, yup aka last I checked aka well I guess just saying that in itself is referenciality so I’ll take it aka aka aka aka aka muppet sounds aka Henson-linguistic truth serum, aka wokka wok
aka cooking for dummies in large print aka in large print aka what nabakov did aka but not nabacov aka but its no oatmeal aka funny wee man in oatmeal commercial aka random reference
Aka “Titlery and Bigotry for Beginners’ {who’re really just playing at being beginners and incidentally….at being}” aka- fun aka – step 1000 and what, say, 15?
Aka, No

aka self-refereciality for beginners aka part two aka redundancy for Simpsons fans aka the ole humans eating aliens shtick aka except not. Aka because better aka cause is mine aka Cartman’s ideology aka pop culture hagiography for Hagar fans for kids aka TV aka Google aka go fuck yourself from every kid who can now trump you dad aka me aka dade aka Dadaism and kaka-ism aka us aka u aka Alaska without Palin aka more wolf less gun a-ka aka ahhhhka aka bless you. Aka stop laughing. Aka nah, just joshing, you laugh. Aka we laugh
aka and ill take the high road aka and ill take the low road aka im fucking tired aka who am I aka self referencing for gumshoes who by shoes mean lsd aka why did I read pale fire on it aka yes I’m fucked aka “once got busy in a burger king bathroom”
aka a loaded gun aka not funny anymore aka no, seriously guys aka can we get a minute to remember Tina Brandon aka the actress who’d one day play a fighter aka but got beat up by a chair aka not Clint of Odes aka or new, aka Hilary Swank aka swank aka Hilary aka H swank aka Swank, H. aka man that’s a lotta Swag ya got there lady aka Irish American lingo in early
DEFA aka something German aka lola aka run aka 1200 aka “or so” aka that guy? Aka no idiot the one next to him aka aaaaaaaah THAT GUY aka not even close aka psyche aka a bad tv show aka gimmick aka self referciality aka level aka expert. Aka how can you not get that reference aka it was given to you

aka talent aka not Twilight aka or its fan fiction aka shite aka shit en papier for shit- devourers aka not me aka not you aka my readers aka genius aka says who? aka See Author for Money back guarantee aka dude it was fucking free to begin with aka I still want my money back aka cliché aka trope aka been dere aka Julie aka my ex aka a cunt aka cant belied I Edda lud’at bitch aka that kid in The Wire aka you now the one, whose a chick but is so badass you forget shes a guy? Aka yeah? Aka well not that one aka just kidding aka but which one? aka tbc aka to be aka continued aka to be continued aka redundancy for losers aka not the Simpsons aka a past contestant aka said aka never ka not aka inane reference to comic book geek that has its own guide aka my next book aka your mass list aka me aka but not gross aka but actually grosser as a result aka the grosser aka the earner aka the person who directed “The Hurt Locker” aka not James Cameron aka not Cameron’s wife anymore aka #cunt aka #butch aka “yes dear” aka “Strange Days?” indeed aka non-essential additional clues that this movies motif was Apolapypso-prophecy since, Juliette Lewis being famous as a fucking Singer as a result of actually SINGING wasn’t enough to suggest it aka “it” aka Curry in a Hurry aka the suggested aka was aka wasn’t enough otherwise aka wouldn’t be necessary aka kkk kin take ‘dat baby away aka punk rock for beginners who have tried to understand everything too often on acid only to see the void aka staring itself aka naval peering aka paring aka paling aka paring aka palin aka palin-drones aka republicans aka period aka ever Aka as aka since tea aka party aka ass 3 hundred words and counting aka redundant aka whey want geez! Aka new your aka my youth aka from the suburbs aka SW Ontario aka Cambridge aka Lamebridge aka shamebridge aka formerly Preston aka de’pre-stone aka and Galt aka fault aka Hespeler’s bitch aka help-L.E.S.S aka place kids starve aka reason I ate my fucking scrap aka in fault aka depressed aka Cambridge aka yeah ? well you know what I say to that aka what aka that aka what? Aka THAT aka oh aka yes aka mmhmm aka oh yeah aka swing
Aka battatatattatatatatatatata swiiiiing battaaaaaaa aka sports humor for jocks aka cbc sports aka all sports aka just kidding. Aka not. Aka quite aka necessary aka word count aka underage aka verbosity aka nah y’think aka yup aka well hey you tried aka and failed bitches aka and bitches aka never said ever at the end of a his sentence aka a geek aka big bang theiry aka shitty humor aka your laughing aren’t you? Aka what the fuck else is on! Aka what else was on! Aka

Heffernan “if anyone wants to help me stretch this into 25,000 more” that display obvious self referenciality as its main or secondary or third focus, please, I’m all yours, aka all ears
Aka, an expression aka not Kirsten Stewart aka ever
Scott Vickers Heffernan so you can have like a three tired structure to them aka big bang theory meets Zelda aka Zelda aka with geeks aka without geeks aka no geek aka no squeek aka squeeky wheel aka29 minutes agoLikeScott Vickers Heffernan grease
aka Ajay Mehmi
aka Dar dar daryl hoffman

aka dspencer aka Daryyl
aka i cant get his name to hotlink right now
aka my bad here aka gay aka me
aka not aka well maybe kinda somewhat on Sundays aka Sundays are every day of the week aka yes aka
my paper for locket
aka a hundred titles
aka self referential films for beginners,.
aka the showdown between Forrester and his finders aka owners aka capitalist oppressors’ aka d.e.f.a

hijackd the feed aka the feed aka
AKA also, Aka known Aka as Bukowski aka Charles aka the man before George Carlin and yet after em aka irony aka paradox aka my grandfather aka lockets feelings towards his gramps aka sharing: aka emoticons aka gone wrong aka not like that though! Aka #veiled aka hostility toward Ak’s and axes both dull and ground aka double neg’s aka racist revisionist American suburbs aka the entire first fucking back to the future Movie aka the Michael j fox affect aka “Parka’s of Fargo in the Mimetic Virality of Orga/Meccha” aka how much shit did Kubrick shit if he could fit all the shit into one aka the aka one aka “neo” aka point break aka meme-language aka plague aka Camus aka writer aka movies aka “art” aka Spielberg aka Schindlerizaton aka “don’t be such a Mitläufer when you could be leading them” aka that hand there? See it it makes five thousand dollars a night aka “a night to remember Great Balls of Fire”, aka Quaiaaaaaaaad is People aka TIME magazine AKA Ginsberg aka“fucking yr cousin for the middle American on sabbatical” aka #woodyshouldntbetwitteredever
Aka Bang and Ulfson aka real sound aka FLAC aka W.A.S.T.E aka “aka” yipiiies mother fuckers aka kya-a-a-ay ay mother fuckers Tristero aka MacLean aka John aka Hancock aka Willis aka awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit aka youtube remix aka Clay Davis aka HBO aka tv before evil aka Twilight aka fans of aka fiction aka all.

Aka the UrbanE Dictionary aka my wall aka our timeline.aka Or/well aka room 101
Aka SHADE AKA Kin aka aka kinaki aka botanic aka bionic aka Kin-Boate aka Kinbot aka Jafar aka OH NO JAMES EARL JONES DON’T TURN YOUR BACK AKA AS SCAR AKA TIKI TUMBAA AKA CANDID CAMERA
“The Hitchcocks” aka akaaaaa aaaaaakaaaa aka #post-obscurityaka #joycean aka “yes mom he more than earned the pubs name in Calgary” aka “yes mom but you really need to sober up” aka “oh wait that’s me” Aka Clinton aka As Sin, Bill? As aka “No” aka more like George of the punk-a-billy free-hopstyle aka Parliament! Aka Canada and SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET aka leit motif aka heavy aka Scwartaznegger aka ana an”ak47” aka predator aka aka predator predator aka pread predatoooooooooor aka Glover aka Ooprah aka what the fuck happened to Danny Glover and oprahs careers as actors aka symbols aka caricatures aka WHAT HAPPENED TO REAL AKA DR PEPPER? AKA YEAH don’t beleeeee da hype aka Michael Jacksons’ Kevorkian aka rhymes with bivouack aka cooler than to be said aka “that” aka Rimbaud’s Bitch aka Douglas Morrison aka Morriseau aka Morisette aka ironic aka Blake aka who brought this Jorges Borges schmorgez fucker aka Fronteras Bandidios Americaocs aka Chick-anos akak gingers
aka pre-Raphael prenatal aka self referentiality of perception aka Huxley aka JELL-O Biaphanous aka pudding pop aka Pryor acts aka Richard aka shaken aka spear aka worker aka conspiracy against the ruling elite aka truth aka fiction aka strangeness between them aka all aka detergent aka nuclear determent camps aka Matt Broderick in that crazy spy kid movie not “called” War Games aka War Games aka Toy Soldiers
aka pre-Mather’s aka post-Chucky aka modernity aka remake aka gammmmmeee onnnnnnnnnnn aka party on aka flash forward aka montage aka art house style neo anti fascist retro liberal aka who ya know aka oh you knows him sure, dogs knows Andy aka Capp ak a AKA
above-the-knee amputation

Aka This story, About a Hat/Man Mistook his Lease for a Rent Plan

AKA- Words are the Virus, (Language the Disease).
“Part-Post-Modernist Goulash, part-essay,part memoir, all terror, all hilarity, all the time.”
“The Essay- turned Celebrity-meme-virus, equipped with all the modern trappings; a PR Campaign, a leaked Teaser Trailer, Performances live and uncensored, even the plans for a National Tour!”
“Thesis, I”
“Thesis is that even a THESIS based Research Paper-Essay cannot withstand the viral lure and bait of Celebrity-laden meme-controlled culture”
“Ergo, W.S. Burroughs, Dr. Kinbot and Pynchon’s Oedipus Mass were all right!”
“Ergo, the more viral the culture, the more infected the language and thus, it’s profligates and processors”
“This all relates to a broader, Master’s Thesis, which states “that language has systematically become fully co/re-hearsed into the negation/negotiation of narratives whose propagating is focused on that of the viral memetic nature of the inculcating culture in question””
The Paper, entitled “Don’t Be Mitlaufering (when you’d rather be at Costco)” studies 3 decades of conspiracy culture in mainstream and underground media, concluding that each decade has further engrained our social narratives’ vocabulary with the trappings of paranoia and narcissism – and the celebrity onbsessed materialism of consumerism is its Lord Almighty.
Film Music, Art Music, et al, have been corrupted by the materialism of neo-lib dialogues (filtered constantly thru the advertising lens of the media) until the result is (as my earlier experiment AKA BUT NOT THE MUSICAL AKA seeks to show) is that not even ACADEMIA IS SAFE FROM INFECTION.

Additional Notes
The Performance of “aka” utilizes a physical display of both the video of AKA as performed by F8, while also accompanied by a subversion of the ASL technique.
By acting out hand-language, the attempt to “sign” proves fruitless, except as a further commentary on the illegitimating effect language has on itself, in fact another subtle inference on the far reaching effect of the Plague Language / Celebrity culture theory, as if to say, “so far reaching are said effects, that not even the physical languages of the deaf are spared infection”
aka “In-Flex-Shun”
“AKA The CD ROM” version of the performance is equipped with a slew of hot links and hyper-text, all of which relate to a broader understanding of the experience of AKA.

AKA WORKS CITED AKAK (so a fake works cited that operates as a tribute to Sam Keith’s The Maxx comic which will also function as a frame to the entire project)
Monzon, Hernan. “Darkness and Mitläufer aka bitch aka Mitläufer bitch darkness heil vykers bitch!” The Magazine. 2012.
Lo, Dr. aka Christopher “The Doc” Lloyd. “Mainlining Mitläufer something or other? I don’t fucking know, where’s the Jameson’s and the Tolkien, aka, baby dragons aka not the musical aka, aka.” Lockets real blog before it was hacked by Ahbed in mid time shuffle aka evil Ahbed aka veiled inculcation of weird Islam-a-phobia tradition in TV and Film, aka “like, dude, BEFORE YOUR TIME” aka that Jimmy Stewart movie where he knew so and so, aka “Much”
Wannamaker, Mc. “You say Hypocrisy I say a A FEW GOOD MEN: aka the study of filmic pre-Preferentiality in modern DEFA inspired“aka not the musical” Nobody Reads anymore So it’s out of Print aka not Mein aka Kempt-y aka pastiche aka obliqueness 17.1 (2008): 3-25.
Ryan De Bys, co. “The other fella? Man im lost aka Laite into the Family aka Ryan aka Bob Ross as seen through a post aka: not the musical world” The Journal of Environment & Development 17.1 (2008): 3-25.

Heffernan, Mike. “I don’t know em from Jobe: aka, but he sure writes” stidies in the back room stall, ongoing “The author formerly known as “known as AKA”. 2009 02 28. pp. 10-12.

Conners, John and S. “The Hammer in Terminator Proxemics as another formulation of The AFKA, AKA THE AUTHOR FORMERLY KNOWN AS, NOUN:or, “ Staude and the Mitlaufer again?.”Issue 101, Orwells Dream Daily News, 11 th of not-9-11 September.
Heffernan, Scott aka,“A.V”. “The Tarsands are fraking Killing Tommorrow and Nobody but the Hippies and Suzuki Seem at all Bothered, in 2013- for dummies.” aka here we go again aka huck aka Farper Pages 1-infinity, x twelve to the ninth parallel aka unbeatable aka m NIGHT aka broken aka Twilight.
Heffernan, Scott and Monzon H. “The garage video session none of you can ever see…yet.aka sequels on parade! Aka motif!” Literally just a loop of me and my best friend saying aka motif.