Buddha; the man who took
Polaroid’s of his own shit.
Each one had been perfectly
contorted, naturally, with what
had to have been quite an aerobic task,
into a now prominently displayed
English alphabet.

He even had some lower-case.
The show off.

Sully ? Oh, Sully-got-barred-from
every-pub-downtown-proper, that Sully?
Yeah I left him to grab some ex once with
my girl and he had her cornered in a nook
by the time I rolled up in a cab.

Yeah I know ‘em. Good guy.
Helluva drinker.