The Electric Ginger Kool-Aid Acid Test Experience
How To Avoid Death By Gingercide, by Red Vickerson
The Argentine and I had been friends
on the surface for years, but secretly we
tried snubbing the other out like
Spy vs Spy on mescal or a sadistic,
Red-Headed road runner facing off
against a better looking (somewhat)
version of the Javier Bardem villain in Skyfall
(But no less dark and certainly as deadly. )
Little did the mad southerner know,
his usual concoctions, (likely some type
of hybrid new age tantric majick mixed
with the older school brouhaha of
dark variety I suspected but could never prove)
all the while, it boosted my tolerance.
Because you see, when you’re a red-headed-
Bastard-step-child living in an anti-ginger world,
you build a certain second skin, see.
You learn to Suspect interference,
to anticipate anti-Ginger sentiment
at every turn and to remain
On the outside
at all times.
I took to parading my belief’s
as a humorous shtick in around
2005 and flipped quite the return out of it,
not to mention a back log
of information on hundreds
of involved parties in public displays of “G-Hate”
I became like the Stasi or the KGB, or G-Men
and kept similarly laborious notes.
I invested in a new phraseology;
Gingerfictation, Gingiduce, and
To which he even playfully executed
a response of late
Which included full on Gingercide;
the ultimate party gift!
The gingerier the better!
And how fucked that gingerier
is an accepted word!
I spent hours re-watching every red-head
Coded film (2,227 or so)
and found all the necessary algorithms
of hate to confirm my suspicions;
a worldwide plot to eradicate us
has failed time and time again,
because we are the chosen ones,
and must mobilize, as my weekly
pamphlet and webcast
“The Red Truth Diaries” explores
in more detail.
(see “The Red Mailbox: Stories for the
Formation of a New Red Initiative”)
In the end this endless war
will undoubtedly burn
but will be forced to take small and minor place
amidst the greater atrocities of oppression in history.
But we will keep absorbing souls,
and gaining freckles for each one,
like vampires, in the folkloric pop culture
Et al. public subconscious long after every
Other demon has been vanquished, extolled,
We. Are. Le’(Gin)gion.
(drinks anti-freeze, absorbs another soul,
Moves on, cackling like Ron Howard
During the 2001 Oscars saying yeah bitches!
A Beautiful Mind is an allegory for my people!
When I use Albino’s I’m really saying
We will rule one day,
and forced Gingrifying will
take place in every city.
A mass, unconsentual
It will be like when the Christians
Fucked the Jews out of Rome and
Ieverything went to shit, but more epic.
And it will be me and the Argentine there
laughing, piss-poisoned-drunk and only
to willing to encourage mayhem further.
Such it is, being the Red Other.