Welcome back to Freshly Riffed, the only web series held together with narcissism and a bit of chewing gum.
According to the space/time continuum, Freshly Riffed is where I make fun of the titles of Freshly Pressed blog posts. Also, I’m my own grandpa. That’s a problem.
Each title will be linked to the original authors, as an offering to the great god of view counts, Viewtan! If you are one of said original authors, tally ho! Stick around, eat some Skittles, and keep in mind: All mockery is for mockery’s sake only, and should not be taken seriously.
Our Love Affair With Mediocre Food: The original title was “Sticking My Dick In Some Taco Bell” but WordPress made them change it.
The Bar Behind Bars: They have bars in prison now?! Isn’t that like sticking a potted plant in a “Lumberjacks Anonymous” meeting? Or a nursery in a “Baby Punter’s Association”…
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